大統領夫人

アメリカ大統領夫人の秘密

 この物語は完全な私の創作です。


The Secret of the First Lady

This story is entirely fictional.

“Hey, honey, take a look at this picture. Hard to believe I’d ever become the First Lady of the United States, isn’t it?”

Now, I’m not trying to brag about my life story or anything, but come on—I climbed all the way to the top and became First Lady. Pretty incredible, don’t you think? This photo has a story behind it. Without it, I never would have ended up where I did.

Well… not now, of course. I’ve already retired from public life. Anyway, take a good look.

In a tiny village about two hours outside Springfield, there used to be a very famous fortune teller.

“Mm-mm,” no point trying to find her now. She’s gone.

A friend of mine kept telling me, “You have to see her—she’s unbelievably accurate.” So I brought this photograph and went to visit.

The fortune teller was tiny—really tiny. I imagine she had jet-black hair when she was young, but by then she was this frail, wrinkled old woman with completely white hair.

“Well then,” she said, “did ya bring the photo?”

So I showed it to her.

The moment she saw it, she burst into this loud, crude laugh.

“Ha! Ha! Ha!”

Then she stared me straight in the face and said, “Where in the world did a woman with luck this powerful come from?”

Honestly, it was overwhelming.

She told me all sorts of things after that, but then she suddenly said:

“I’m gonna introduce you to a man.”

She looked at me and said, “The two of you are destined to go all the way. Trust me.”

Then she added:

“Go to the church in town tonight and get married.”

And—believe it or not—

“Have a baby immediately.”

I remember thinking, Great, she’s probably setting me up with some country bumpkin.

But no.

He was tall, handsome, looked like a movie star.

And, well… the very day we met, we got straight to work on making that baby.

“Hey, this is the part where you laugh.”

Anyway, when the fortune teller saw this photo, she told me I was blessed with extraordinary luck, so she introduced me to a man she also believed had incredible luck.

And somehow…

he ended up becoming President.

Can you believe it?

No way!

投稿者 r65life

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